Neighbourhood Exhibitionist.

Here's the kind of neighbour I would love to have...one that loves to show off in provocative places because he knows that somewhere inside that house you are watching with binoculars in one hand, cock in the other. Maybe you will get bold one day and become a voyeur AND an exhibitionist. Start by showing off for him by doing yardwork in something slutty or lying in the sun in a skimpy speedo, all oiled up, hardon well on display...that's how it works, buddy. Nice set of legs.